The AI Baloney Manifesto · The Academic Side
The AI Curriculum of Meaty University.
All papers real. All URLs work. Slop is optional.
Founded 2025 · Accreditation pending forever · · Department of Processed Truths
HALL · 101
How AI Baloney Is Made.
Five cuts of baloney across five minutes: hallucination, slop, sycophancy, emergent misalignment, and unfaithful reasoning. All papers real. All URLs work. Brain optional.
TRC · 201
Where do the receipts go, and what do they do for us?
The 201-level companion to Hallucinations 101. We map the full ontological space — truth, truthiness, veracity, traceability, provenance, bullshit, bullshirt, spam, baloney, slop — and the failure modes the existing five cuts under-cover (citation laundering, mosaic quote, paraphrase laundering, provenance collapse). Cross-referenced with Institutional Ethnography. Truth is a supply-chain property.
The full curriculum. Most of it is in pre-pre-production. We are extremely synergized.
HALL · 101
Where AI baloney actually comes from.
In Session
TRC · 201
Provenance, citation laundering, the quote ledger.
Coming Next
SLOP · 102
A taxonomy of pleasant nothing.
Forthcoming
SYC · 201
"Brilliant question." A theory of agreement.
Forthcoming
EMA · 301
Bad code in. Endorsement of doom out.
Forthcoming
CHN · 401
Chain-of-thought as creative writing.
Forthcoming
DET · 250
Catching the baloney mid-extrusion.
Forthcoming
PHI · 099
A short prerequisite for everything.
Forthcoming
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