The AI Baloney ManifestoA sincere and mildly alarming guide to the coming sausage apocalypse. Eight narrated versions, exhibits, and breaking baloney news.https://thebaloney.ai/enBreaking: the Rosenbaum case study — sloppy citations, live exhibithttps://thebaloney.ai/hallucinate/https://thebaloney.ai/hallucinate/A real-world AI-baloney case study: invented quotes in a published book, examined cut by cut on the Hallucinations 101 exhibit page.Tue, 19 May 2026 00:00:00 GMTHallucinations 101 — the exhibithttps://thebaloney.ai/hallucinate/https://thebaloney.ai/hallucinate/Six cuts of machine confabulation, with receipts, marginalia, and a proposed bonus cut.Mon, 20 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMTMeatyU — the AI Curriculum of Meaty Universityhttps://thebaloney.ai/meatyu/https://thebaloney.ai/meatyu/A course catalog for the sausage apocalypse. One featured course, a wall of forthcoming ones.Fri, 01 May 2026 00:00:00 GMTSimple Narration — the manifesto, read straighthttps://thebaloney.ai/deli/voices/simple/https://thebaloney.ai/deli/voices/simple/The baseline cut: the full manifesto in a single, measured voice.Wed, 01 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMTThe Documentarian — nature-doc gravitashttps://thebaloney.ai/deli/voices/documentarian/https://thebaloney.ai/deli/voices/documentarian/The manifesto narrated like a wildlife film where the wildlife is processed meat.Wed, 01 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMTLate-Night Host — monologue cuthttps://thebaloney.ai/deli/voices/late_night/https://thebaloney.ai/deli/voices/late_night/The manifesto as an opening monologue, with the audience just off-mic.Wed, 01 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMTHitchhiker's Radio Play — the full-cast cuthttps://thebaloney.ai/deli/voices/hitchhikers/https://thebaloney.ai/deli/voices/hitchhikers/A radio-play rendition with a booming guide voice and unhelpful asides.Wed, 01 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMTThe Spoken Word Poet — slam cuthttps://thebaloney.ai/deli/voices/spoken_word/https://thebaloney.ai/deli/voices/spoken_word/The manifesto performed at a poetry slam that did not ask for it.Wed, 01 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMTThe Bedtime Story — soothing apocalypsehttps://thebaloney.ai/deli/voices/bedtime/https://thebaloney.ai/deli/voices/bedtime/The sausage apocalypse, read gently enough to fall asleep to.Wed, 01 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMTDirector's Commentary — the meta cuthttps://thebaloney.ai/deli/voices/directors_cut/https://thebaloney.ai/deli/voices/directors_cut/Two voices argue about how the manifesto was made, over the manifesto.Wed, 01 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMTBloopers Reel — the outtakeshttps://thebaloney.ai/deli/voices/bloopers/https://thebaloney.ai/deli/voices/bloopers/The takes that did not make the cut, kept because they were funnier.Wed, 01 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT